when the bitch you hate tries to talk to you
Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in
please love sharks
I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite
But it slowly gets more agressive
And more agressive
Then it’s just plain rude
And my personal favourite
*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*
I found this really cool new website called you.regettingold.com that brings on more existential crisis and gives you totally cool information.
There’s a lot more information there I didn’t post, but try it out for yourself!
The last one “compared to others” really hits hard, it shows you how many people born on your birthday are still alive vs. how many died.